HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: ANGRY TED

You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy!! Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last 8 years??? You're just going to regret this. You know that right? YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS. AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS TOO LATE. All you can do now is go up there and start your CRAPPY DISAPPOINTING LIFE THAT WILL NEVER BE NEARLY AS HAPPY AS THE ONE YOU COULD HAVE HAD WITH ME.